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  First off, I will issue a behavior guide to get in touch with me.
Read it carefully & apply the issued rules or I might ignore all your future incoming mails without an eye blink.
   
   
 
Behavior guide
       
  Stylistic rules
   
   
  • positive
      An objective general mood.
       
      Carefully chosen grammar, vocabulary & punctuation, exclamation and stop marks.
       
      The use of italic and bold styles & underlining & color, as long as it seems appropriate.
       
      Dividing of message-parts in paragraphs.
       
       
   
  • negative
      Use of angry and/or aggressive vocabulary.
       
      The widely use of Caps Lock.
       
      Exaggeration of punctuation, exclamation & stop marks.
       
      Sending large attachments of any filetype without having my agreement.
       
       
 
       
  Content rules
       
   
  • positive
      Mails concerning the further development of the guestbook script & its related bits.
       
      Mails concerning bug tracking & error removement within the script & its related bits.
       
      Mails supplying new code bits to be incorporated.
       
      Well-founded proposals concerning the improvement of the usefulness of this script & its related bits.
       
      Other serious issues.
       
       
   
  • negative
      Hate & jealousy mails.
       
      Mails asking to release private contact information such as my telephone and/or mobile number or other, more "intime" email- adresses.

By the way, I'm not using ICQ nor do I use any other insecure instant messager, so don't even ask me. And don't try to invite my to an IRC channel, as I won't enter it, as long as you haven't become one of my closer "relatives".
       
      Mails crying for support concerning the "configuration & installation" of the script; without having had a glance at the supplied, extensive user manual; without having used a rather little percentage of their intellect to solve those problems.
     
      Mails begging to be spoon-fed with programmer- & "hacker"-knowledge.
       
 
   
   
   
   
Contact information
   
  Website: http://www.accognoscere.org
  Email-address: <steven@accognoscere.org>
   
  If I don't respond within week, don't panic, I might be busy working or
I will have vanished mysteriously. Patience is the key.

Or you might have severely insulted one of the given behavior advices; unintentional or intentional, alea jacta est pour vous.