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GNUbaya
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original: Kumbaya
filked information
version: 1.0 Virre Annergård
I listned to some music as I was waiting for the lift up time
for Swedens first astronaut. First I filked a Swedish text,
then this come and GNUbaya is just to much there.
This text was enterd using GNU emacs
No people or animals was hurt in makeing this song
and only GNU software was used
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GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya
GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya
GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya
oh system GNUbaya
someone codeing system, GNUbaya
someone codeing system, GNUbaya
someone codeing system, GNUbaya
oh system GNUbaya
GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya
GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya
GNUmbaya my system GNUbaya
oh system GNUbaya
someones surfing system, GNUbaya
someones surfing system, GNUbaya
someones surfing system, GNUbaya
oh system GNUbaya
GNUbaya my system GNUbaya
GNUbaya my system GNUbaya
GNUbaya my system GNUbaya
oh system GNUbaya
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Walk on the Free Side
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original: Walk on the Wild Side by Lou Reed
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filk information:
ver: 1.0 Virre Annergård
So this one is quite easy todo acctualy. Oh and we got space
lift up as I was creating this.
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Holly lives in Miami, FLA
Surfed through the net
Plucked his system free
installed GNU\Linux
then he was free
ref
she said hey babe
take a walk on the free side
said hey honey
take a walk on the free side
Candy came from out on the island
in the chatroom she was everybodys darling
but she never lost connect even when she was shareing connect
she says hey babe
take a walk on the free side
said hey babe
take a walk on the free side
and the soundcard goes:
do-do-do-do-de-do
Litle Joe never once buyed
every software at no cost
a GNU there a GNU here
New York city is the place
where they say:
Hey babe
take a walk on the free side
Hey you
take a walk on the free side
Sugarpump fariy
came and hit FTP
looking for
GNU\Linux and GCC
went to GNU.org
should see him
compile and compile
They said hey sugar
take a walk on the free side
I said hey sugar
take a walk on the free side
Jackie is just hacking away
Knows she's good
thought she was Turing for a day
slashdot would have helped that crash
Said hey babe
take a walk on the free side
said hey honey
take a walk on the free side
[do's]
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Hackers lär av historien - Hackers learn by History
Orginal: Lär av historien by Knutna Nävar
ver: 0.1 Virre Annergård
First a swedish text than followed with a bad translation to English.
The original is a really horrible communist text that among other
things says that Stalin was good. I do not agree to this, quite the
opposite. Some other notes, I'm certanly not good enough to call
myself a hacker but I might have put some text that would imply that.
Also this is made jokeingly, I saw "Revolution OS" where RMS made
that in the 60's political movments splits everybody get freaking mad
at each other but the Free Software against Open Source conflict is
only about philosofy and words, both sides can and do work together. (Mind
you the way Linus seemed to use his kids when RMS got the price named
after Linus (and RMS mentioned the strangeness of that) seemed quite
that way of acting, but I guess that was unintentional).
Ah well have share and enjoy!
(oh and fix, language and propagate in a GNU way)
/Virre
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1996 svepte en våg av fri mjukvara över nätet
hackers och andra gick spontant i kamp för
friare mjukvara, bättre mjukvarulicenser
detta blottade bristerna i frimjukvaru rörelsen
många i ledande ställning ville tona ner propagandan
för en fullständig förändring till fri mjukvara
de förla för det spontanta, de omedvetna i hackers kamp
Frimjukvaru rörelsen splitrades i en
komersiel och en revulotionär del
i FSF där F står för Frihet inser man att det är hackers uppgift
att lyfta, förändra den omedvetna och spontana kampen
till en medveten organiserad kamp för den helt fria mjukvaran
Inom FSF ses inte splitringen som något dåligt i sig själv
tvärtom splitringen var bra och nödvändig för att ena hackers
på en frihetlig grund, precis som 8086-arkitekturen stärktes under Torvalds
precis som AI-labbet stärktes under RMS genom kampen mot Frihetsmotståndare
precis så kommer dagens nätbaserad frihetsrörelse stärkas genom kampen
mot det komersiella inflytandet
ref: Det lär oss, lär oss, det lär oss historien *3
Därför har vi skrivit den här sången
När frihetskampen flammade upp
Och ropet vild spridning spontant bröt fram
började delar av rörelsens ledning att vackla
och kakla om företags vänligare licenser likt yra höns
skrivbordshackers blir rädda då frihetskampen skärps
ref.
Vi läste Knuth och RMS
och angrep komersialisternas reformism
vi valde den skoningslösa kampens väg
och enhet på hacker etikens grund
vi handlade som hackers ska handla
då frihetskampen skärps
ref.
Nu sedan vi gjort oss kvitt
småkommersialisterna som skriver Open Source
kan hackers börja bygga rörelsen
som är deras historiska uppgift och plikt
småkomersialister och reformister kan
aldrig bygga rörelsen
ref.
splitringen var en bra sak
vi rensade bort de som hindrade
rörelsens icke-komersiella utveckling
vi står starkare idag en någonsin förr
rörelsen stärks av kampen emot frihetsavikelser
ref.
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1996 a wave of free software propagated the net
hackers and others spontnously struggled for
freer software and better software licenses
this showed the bugs in the freesoftware moment
many in leading positions wanted to tune down the propagande
for a full convertion to free software
they gave up the spontane, the unconsious in the hacker struggle
The freesoftware movemt forked in one
small commercial and one revulotionary part
In the FSF where F stands for Freedom it's known that it's the hackers
object to lift and change the unknowing and spontanous struggle
to an counsious and knowing struggle for totaly free software
In the FSF the fork is not seen as something bad in it self
all the diffrent the fork was good and needed to unite hackers
on a base of freedom, just as the 8086 base get strength under Torvalds,
just as AI-labbet stärktes under RMS in the struggle against Freedom
haters, just so will the netbased freedom movemt get strength from the
struggle against the commercial influence
ref:That we learn, we learn, that we learn from history *3
Thats why we wrote this song
When the freedom struggle started
and the scream wild propagation spontanosly came front
parts of the movements lead started to fall
and talk about more comapny friendly licenses
deskhackers become afraid when the freedome fight sharpes
ref
We read Knuth and RMS
and attacked the comercialists reformism
we choiced the unnerving struggles way
and unity on the hacker ethics base
we acted as hackers should act when
the struggle for freedome sharps
ref
Now as we become free from
the small comercialists that writes Open Source
hackers can start to build the movement
that is their historic object and [plict]
small comercialists and reformists can
never build the movment
ref
the fork was something good
we get away of those that hindred
the movments non-comercial development
we stands stronger today than ever before
the movment is strengted by the struggle against
fails from freedom
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